Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?
So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind.
NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch